If you wear these shorts during your next century, and you tell folks your taking a safety break in the middle of the ride, you’re not really leaving anything to the imagination are you? You’re hungry? No surprise there homie. Looking for the perfect pair of shorts for touring the dispensaries? These shorts scream out, yep, I’m carrying, and we about to stop and take a break.
I guess it had to happen at some point. Living in Oakland, I’m not even sure why I’m surprised. I’ll be keeping an eye out for these on the street. My only question is, where is the jersey to match this kit? If you’re going to there, you may as well take it all the way, that’s all I’m sayin’.
A quick search came up with this jersey, as well as this one from a company I’ve never heard from called Hill Killer Apparel. You could certainly pair it with their similarly themed jersey, but we felt our combination was put together a bit better. After all, black is more slimming, and the double entendre just makes it that much more clever. With this kit, just showing up for the ride on time is a major accomplishment. And of course we’d be remiss if we didn’t suggest pairing it with any number of jerseys from Primal Wear. The Bob Marley Rastaman Jersey is an obvious one, or really any Bob Marley related jersey. Ok, any of the Rock & Roll Jerseys would probably work. For accessories, any number of pieces from Sockguy Socks would finish it off. I’d probably stick to a black or green helmet and shoes though, and don’t forget your get out of jail free card.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled session of partypoker and Netflix you bums.
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